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Location: The Amazon​
Established: 10,000BC
Affiliation: Avocadoism
First Appearance: The Avocado Skit (2015)
Created By: Wolfgang Gmoser

The Avocado, also known as "The Great Avocado", "The Seed Of Life" or simply "AVO", is a sacred monument built by an unknown ancient civilization.​ Anthropologists date the construction of the avocado to the early neolithic period. Radio Carbon dating suggests that the stones used to assemble the avocado were carved as early as 10,200BC.


Prehistoric cave drawings indicate that thousands of years ago, space travelers from other planets visited Earth, where they taught humans about technology and influenced ancient religions. Evidence suggests that the Avocado's original structure held a pit. Early Spanish conquistadors are said to have pillaged the pit and brought it across the atlantic as a gift for Ferdinand II of Aragon​​.

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